Royal visit, underdog and spiders

Ok a few weird nights…I dreamt that the queen, prince Phillip and the queen mum came round. They were looking at my newly decorated bedroom and the queen mum was not happy. She shouted “a cat has had a shit on the window ledge and the corgis might eat it”

another movie dream….an underdog type one…I dreamt I was in a film with the guy from the hangover. the nutty one with a beard…. He was basically a sparring partner for a load of boxers that were wearing inflatable sumo wrestling outfits…he was always getting bashed up but then it all turned round for him and he became the main man and started boxing himself. Although I was in the film, I was an observer but on his side all the way. Could this be the next blockbuster?

finally…I had a dream where I was watching a couple of spiders fighting, the one that died had loads of spider babies and they started running all over me. Just as one ran in my ear I woke up with a sharp intake of breath…scary…..

planet of the apes

Hello world. I have been absent for a while….but I am back with a vengeance ready to blog my dreams and nightmares for your delight and delectation. 

So …the last couple of nights have been very odd. Both nights I have dreamt that I have been in an episode of planet of the apes. Humans were still in control and I was working in a lab with a talking ape scientist In one dream and I knew that things were about to kick off. I can’t remember the other dream other than it was scary.

Bloody scary

 Last night I had a terrible dream where I couldnt get home from where I was. It was somewhere in the countryside. I found a pub. There was the most awesome sports car outside and the pub landlord came out and asked theowner if he could take it for a spin. The landlord got in the car, manouvred carefully out of the carpark and promptly rolled the car several times. He was squashed. Then I was at a riding stables looking to buy a horse. They seemed to want to sell me an old nag that looked like a donkey. Then they said I had to buy proper riding boots. The boots they gave me were like cowboy boots with stiletto heels. Then I was back at the pub apart from it was also a posh restaurant…..and it was haunted by a very evil and angry spirit. I think his name was Steve. There was a psychic at the pub who said that the ghost wanted to kill everyone and end the world. All of a sudden there was a scream and breaking off glass. Steve the ghost had attacked a woman, ripped her face apart and shattered glass had rained onto her face. I then knew what I had to do? I told Steve that he should possess the psychic and remember all that is good in the world. I then suggested he might want to recapture a moment of intimacy with me…OMG what is wrong with me…ghost sex euggghhhhh

Goats, deer and dogs

Well my dear public…I have been off line for sometime now. Dreams have been coming thick and fast but I either forget or they are too hideous to post. So here are some recent ones that are a bit odd.

I was walking to a village near ringwood and had a little white baby goat that I was walking there. The goat was really sweet and was jumping and skipping merrily around along the roadside. I turned around to watch it and it jumped out into the road in front of a big lorry. The lorry squished it. Then I went to a rough pub in the village which was on the isle of white. I was going to go on a boat trip to the mainland which turned out to be Brazil. I said I couldn’t go as I didn’t have my passport with me.

Last night I was in my grandads old house in the shop. There was a deer stuck in there. I moved a load of old matresses and it escaped through a hole in the wall. Then there was loads of kids there playing up and I had to shout at them but their parents were sticking up for theM.

Finally, I dreamt that I was walking through fields on a path that was flooded in core Mullen and Lara and buzz kept falling in the deep water and I had to rescue them. I Latin saw my late gran standing on a dry part and knew we had to get to her as my aunty would pick us all up.

Dubai, jumeirah beach, mum

Last night I dreamt that mumwanted to take me on holiday as she had found flights to Dubai for a pound. Next thing I know I was at the jumeirah beach hotel. Mum was due to arrive later…not sure how that happened. Anyway, because it was school holidays the place was rammed and more like butlins only a posh hotel. I was in a part of the hotel I hadn’t been too before. The water features were really skanky. And where was a big fishtank in the reception with just two fish in it. Outside, there had been loads of building works and round the bay from the hotel I was in was a new hotel like sphinx and another being built….Vegas style. Which is odd as gambling is illegal in Dubai. I rang mum as I couldn’t find her anywhere. She was in the wrong hotel. I gave her instructions and she still got lost. In the end I found her wondering around. I was really cross as we had wasted a day of our holiday. There was some other stuff about hotel rooms but it was all a bit vague…so The End

Mutant dogs, Barclays house and lifts

One of the old favourites popped up last night…the dodgy lift scene! First of all I was with Mark and we were trying to park in Barclays House multi story car park. I had gone back to work there….yes, it was a night-terror. I knew we would get in trouble for parking there as I did not have a pass, but it was chucking down with rain. The car park was odd as it was more like the carpark at Asda in Bournemouth. We were weaving in and out of cars and it was all quiet erratic. Eventually we parked up and had to get a ferry.Yeah I know, doesn’t make such sense! We were going down a small channel that had loads of designer shops either side. Eventually I got to Barclays House reception. I rescued a cat from the rain and left it on the reception desk. Then came the dreaded lift. The ones inside were busy so I went to get in an outside lift. It was really rickety and wet from the rain. The lift shot up to the top and slammed against the top of the lift frame. We could not get out as there was no floor to get out onto. I pressed to go back down and the lift shot back down, going from side to side, until it slammed back to the ground. I got out and went back to the indoor lift. I got off on a floor that was like a giant restaurant. I started wondering around, confused about how much the place had changed. Then, around a corner, I saw a charity stand…tomobla, cards, raffle and the like…and lots of dogs running around. It was a dog charity fundraiser. I walked over to pat the dogs, all of them grabbed my hand, and I had to firmly say NO, then tell them they were GOOD DOGs. Then I noticed all the dogs were covered in mange or deformed. I fed one pug looking dog with giant eyes, and when it went to swallow one of it’s eyes popped out of the socket on a tube. I felt sick as the dog yelped. Then I woke up…checked Lara and Buzz were ok, then fell asleep and the dream continued. The dog rescue workers had managed to stitch the eye back in and it had a patch on. The dream then went back work mode and I found the department I was to start in. There were lots of filing cabinets and that was it….the end!!

Seriously odd: ethereal alien, electricity, and toilet room

Last night’s dream was seriously bizarre. I had to tell Mark about it this morning just so I didn’t forget any of the important detail. I was back at the George pub in Poole. Me and Mark needed palace to stay for the night. They took us to our rooms but they were toilet cubicles …Nice… Then I was on a boat. We were lost. Then found an island and decided to land. The island had houses and lots of power plants but there were no people. I went to one of the electrical power plants and went into an office that was like an old fashioned switchboard. I put a headset on and plugged in the cable into a socket. Straight away a voice said “hello Claire, we have been expecting you”. I was freaked out and ran outside to a big playing field. There I met up with two people. One was running from the other who had a giant rocket with a red top on it. The person with the rocket lit it and put it right behind the guy running away. He took off into the air sat on the rocket, flew over a hill and crashed and exploded into a massive fireball. Next thing I walk down to an abandoned town and into a house. My two cats, scrappy and cleo (rip) were there and a Rottweiler dog. Then an ethereal pastel clothed woman floated down into an armchair and started talking to me. She told me where the people were and that they were building a giant floating power station in the sky. Then all these tentacles, like giant good ridge hoses, came out of the sky and people started walking in grabbing the hoses and were lifted into the sky. They were euphoric but they were being sapped of their life force…..WTF….then I had to go feed the cats who were curled up in their food bowls …..the end…I woke up!

More big waves

Cant remember everything from last night but I was getting a ferry across Poole harbour. The captain told us to hold on tight as some rough sea was coming in. I was worried as I had Lara and Buzz with me. I sat them tight between a couple of cars and turned to see these huge waves coming in. I was so worried about the dogs I woke up….

There was another bit where I was supposed to be on my way to but I had the dogs with me. We stopped at the George pub in Poole that was rammed with people eating. One man was eating from a plate but he had a big piece of roast beef at his feet. Lara promptly picked it up to eat it. I took it off her and offered to buy a replacement. Then I realised I was supposed to be at work but I was drunk. I think I ended up in a nightcreal and it was morning. I eventually made it to work and my boss Sarah was having a meeting at her desk with the finance director. I was late and hanging….sorry Sarah…it was just a dream. When I woke up I was dazed and confused, so much so that when I was in the shower this morning I turned the taps off on the sink to turn the shower off in the bathroom.

Nightmares! Floods! End of days.

 

Had a rough few nights for some reason. End of the world type stuff..floods and the like. Not too pleasant. Also had a dream about being on army exercise on a moor somewhere. We weren’t allowed to rest or eat and they kept injecting us with stuff. Then I fell in this sewer pit and then my dog buzz fell in and I had to rescue him! We were cover in mud and muck and I was so worried about buzz. When I woke up I was really upset and disturbed. Hope tonight is a better night. I can cope with the weird….but the last few nights have been bloody awful.

I had a flood end of the world dream a while ago. There was a Kraken/sea-serpent swimming around eating people, as if the tsunami wasn’t enough. Fortunately, in this dream, Posiden arrived and killed the Kraken and the dream ended with the survivors trying to find homes.

New boss and toilet brushes

Here’s a fun one. I dreamt last night that our new boss called the team together. We were sat in a circle and I thought he asked where we had worked before.bellowed red and he bellowed at me ” I can see your not paying attention young lady”, to which I retorted ” I beg to differ”. Then he said we were going to have to do an exercise run by some army officers. Then loads of beds were set up in an auditorium on a slope, like at a cinema. Ladies came in with loo brushes an we had to explain why some ladies we’re not happy with the clean in the toilets which were beside the bed. Thinking I had to make a good impression I shouted out that not all toilets are the same so people would want different brushes depending on toilet type and toilet brush preference. The end.